#they frequent harrods and hatefuck

[ceoandslutler]

and the fact that in the modern world, as a corporate devil, literally nobody can stand that grouchy lil guy except sebs who is just so starstruck that this evil little businessmanbaby can't do anything for himself, like fix his tie or button up his shirt properly or even tie his eyepatch and yet is absolutely loaded and a monster in marketing, just a nasty little capitalist all around but like. sebs is just absolutely enamoured with him and his cruelty and everyone finds them just so insufferable, whenever ciel's all enchanted and wants to buy like 10 million different things for sebs, everyone would be so confused bc what?? this multi-millionaire asshat is buying so much shit for an employee?¿!¿?¡

here me out:

sebaciel sugar daddy au but ciel is just an unhinged little ceo man who literally doesn't know what to do w his wealth so just spends it on this pretty demon (probs made a contract w him and he's just a lazy secretary now lol) and said pretty demon does not really,,, understand what this stuff he's being given is but just takes any clothes or jewellery given to him because pet corvid brain see: sparkly thing that master keeps looking at so now he wants shiny stuff too. bonus points if he just doesn't like the stuff being bought but thinks ciel just really loves this stuff and he's like "oh master is sharing it w/ ME !!!" but ciel just liked that one(1) rusty old phantomhive ring and some miserable suits and everything he buys is just because HE thinks sebastian likes it but dumbass demon doesn't even care about high jewellery or haute couture and just wants to stare at silly rich human man giving him attention